Just another near, near death experience.
So I’m on way way to school to take one of my 2 tests that would ultimately decide the fate of my grade this semester for a class when all of a sudden a black accord comes barreling down the street while im in mid turn. I was able to get a very good look at the driver too and held eye contact for what seemed to be a long time but it was only a fraction of a second, this was because the driver was an extreemly hot asian chick with orangy brown tinted/highlighted hair, pale in complection with brown eyes. She wore a white dress shirt with a black sweater even tho it was friggin hot today, The inside of her accord was grey leather and the outside seemed mostly stock, nothing showy like a wing or anything. For a little while I actually hought it would be nice if she has hit my car then i coudl get her phone number, and have soemone to spend time wiht hehehe, but yeah I quickly realized that a little $40K fiberglass rice rocket taking a direct hit from a steel Large size accord traveling at a seemingly high spped woudl not only be quite costly, it would be very very messy. If I had started my turn 5 seconds later the Accord would have hit my engine bay, this could easily clip off the front of the carfrom the dashboard to the bumper crushing my legs int he process but I would live and hte accord would only suffer lite to moderate damage. 3 seconds would have caused a dirrect hit to the drivers side door, the place where I am, That would crush the door and wrap my car arround the accord causing my body to be blended into an array of electrical equipment, Glass and Plastic causing maximum dammage to me and the car, The accord would also have Moderate to heavy front damage. 1 second would be a hit to the rear of the car where the gasstank and hatch are. That would cause lite structural dammage/moderate cosmetic damage to the accord Heavy damage to my car but no physical damage to me. All senarios woudl lead to me being late to school and a 1×5 roll save vs death. Unfortunately the resto fo the day was rather dull.
Ghosts of the past revisited.
The past week has been very messed up but also reflective of the past. Last tuesday I got hit really hard in the head with a 2×4. Yes i saw it, Yes I thought That it was going to hurt as it few at my face at record speed, There was a loud crackign sound and I didnt relly notice anythign else, then a bunch of people arround me stareing at me strangley saying “does it hurt”, it didin’t but then I noticed i was bleeding profusely from my forehead. I was led tothe bathroom where I was abel to examine the damage to my epidermis. The wood had caused the skin next to my eyebrow to split open causing an l shape cut 3.5 milimeates in deph. Normally that woudl require stiches but it wasn’t a clean cut causing strings of tussue to loosely connect the two halfs together. I soaped up as much bllod as possible and then using a crude bandage made of red duct tape and gause i was able to contain the bleeding mostly. When i got home i drowned the cut in witch hazle and made little custom bandages for proper fitment. The skin has been regenterating nicely wich is good since we have filming the next few weeks befor he show and since these are family shows blood is not usualy a good thing to have. Needless to say in a related subject I was drinking bubble tea at mondays meeting and while chewing a block of mutant fused together tapioca pearls out of nowhere a ball richoched off the wall and smacked me in the head.People whom I havent seen in months, years and decades have been popping up left and right. In the week I was invited to tory’s weddingone of my close friends from highschools that was the front side passanger durring my accident that turned me into a robot. I also went to Karen’s Wedding, My sisters close friend from highschool and college. Seeing my ex in person after what seems like a life time. Seing my Couzin For the first time in over a year. Seing my Ex roommate, to name a few. No matter what happens the Past always comes back, Wether it was good or bad its something that will always linger. Theres lots of things that I regret from my past but they were all because of me. I willed it, caused it and lived with it. Sometimes I wonder what the alternative would be like, If I haddnt been so causious on somethings and more caucious on others, making small changes result in big differences through chain reaction, through chance. Someitimes i just et lost in these thoughts of what if. then reality hits and opertunitys slip right through my fingers without notice.
So what have we learned today? That Hot girls wiht cars can be deadly, and you dont have to dwell about the past, it’ll always be there and kick you in the ass to remind you later. Also DUCK.
This has beena PSA from FASA (The Filipino American Students for Apathy)
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