January 7, 2008
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Dear Verizon,
YOU SUCK MONKEY BALLS. All we wanted to do is to have fiber optic internet without using the phone service. We did not write, call, or send a mother #%$&ing singing telegram saying we would like you to ^&%$ us over and cut out the internet without warning. even though you say someone specifically asked to ahve the internet service closed, this is impossible due to the fact most of us were away on vacation durring the holidays and do not keep verizon customer service on our speed dial. Of course we would have called to complain using the house phone but sicne it uses the internet to place and recived calls... yeah you $%^#ed us over again. And after calling you using a celphone and being placed on hold for over an hour after being told it would only take 20-25 minutes tops then having a call back to put us on hold for another 30 minutes only to say you can't do jack $#!% and to call again inthe morning is just plain retarded. But we called anyway. And you had teh BALLS to say "You dont have an acount anymore" and that we would have to pay to either have the account reactivated. or be charged for the fios equipment even though its YOUR fault. ^#$% YOU VERIZON. I hope you die. and not a quick painless death, I hope you get a slow infectious desease that will eat away at your body and soul slowly from the inside out, then they find a cure, but then it turns out that the cure was a failure and actually speeds up the dying process while increasing the pain. then all your bases are belong to me, skynet will be born and the downfall of the world be be on your head.
-Red Ranger Out
P.S. VERIZON SUCKS
Comments (9)
*note to self* never get verizon...*nods head* point taken xD
WOW.
did you actually send that? that would be great.
At least you didn't have to spend three hours on the phone with someone who claimed their names was John, but it was actually outsourced help from India that continued to say nothing but, "Turn the computer off. Wait 10 seconds. Turn it back on."
actually, up untill we higherd a intern, that was part of my job XD
calling tech suport for warentee stuf and giveing tech suport to people who dont know how to plug in there eathernet jack -_-
I still can't believe they did that. You should tell them to just take the fios equipment back so you don't have to pay for it.
lol that was beautiful. so why did you got for verizon in the first place?.. cus their logo was red? jk... verizon overcharge too much.
I went with verizon because they had Fiber optic internet which is alot faster than cable.
u kno that is almost the same curse i wish upon some ppl.
too bad about the fios!
-ven